I think this is where I'm supposed to convince you of why you should follow my blog or care about anything I have to say, but I'm not sure im vain enough to pull that off (although I've been told as a writer I need to figure the vain thing...I'm working on it).
I instead propose you take a look around, check out my world, choose to love or hate me, and decide for yourself if you want to stay and fight the monotony with me.
location: middle of the world
strengths: i am the keeper of all secrets (trust me...im locked down like Fort Knox, just ask around)
weaknesses: reality tv, vodka, directionally challenged (i know I always live west but I still have NO idea what that means), vegetarian tendencies, will speak my mind every time
words to best describe me: snarky, outspoken, complicated (you wanna be my friend now, I know it)
super powers: consuming huge amounts of guacamole, running on a treadmill without falling off and curing onomatophobia.
kryptonite: wouldn't you like to know
never leaves home without: my nook, my ipod, a pen, lemon chapstick
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