Thursday, May 3, 2012

high school reboot - a reunion in the making

I now officially have my invite to my 20 year high school reunion (gaa, that makes me feel old).  But I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about this.  I'm not the same person I was back then...at all.  The person back then was this quiet dork who didn't have many friends and couldn't wait to move past high school.  The person I am now goes a little like this...

The invite reads -
Join us for a casual night of laughter, dancing, heavy hors d'oeuvers, drinks, photo booth, DOOR PRIZES, & more.

The person I am now thinks its interesting they lead with laughter.  They can't guarantee there will be laughter.  We hope there is, but we don't know that for sure.

She wants to know what heavy hors d'oeuvers are...and would prefer heavy drinks instead.

She wonders why 'door prizes' is in all caps.

She sees they have used an oxford comma...oxford commas drive her insane.

She is dying to know what the 'more' is.  She secretly hopes 'more' will involve someone taking their pants off or maybe even someone getting arrested.

Oh, and she wants to roll into the reunion w/ a posse and this song playing.  Any takers?  

1 comment:

JBBBB said...

Ha! I am game! Can I carry the boombox on my shoulder?