Interactions like this happen in my house all the time.
Thursday night I hear the husband rummaging around in the kitchen and then I hear him say:
Hey, thats dirty.
So I asked him what was up and he tells me he pulled a beer can out of his case he just bought that was completely empty.
What, how does that even happen?
Then I hear him mumble:
I thought my box was wet....maybe i should go check the trunk and the hatchet.
I looked at him and thought that sentence doesnt even make sense. Apparently, unbeknownst to me, he has a hatchet in his trunk (dont ask) and thought maybe it had poked the box (twss*) and popped a can open.
At that point I wandered off shaking my head.
*thats what she said