Captain Energy is fascinated with my upkeep of my nails. Today he sat and watched while I took polish off my toenails...he thought that was pretty awesome. While he's watching he counts my toes and we then have the following conversation:
Captain Energy: Why do you have 5 toes?
Me: Everyone has 5 toes.
Captain Energy: No they don't.
Me: Yes they do.
Captain Energy: I don't.
He takes his sock off and counts 5 toes
Captain Energy: Oh wait...maybe not on my other foot.
He proceeds to take his other sock off and again counts 5 toes
Captain Energy: Hmmm