Saturday, May 8, 2010

one funny lady

Tonight I learned that Betty White is a good sport and a funny, funny lady. THAT is how we are supposed to age....I can only hope to be 1/2 as cool as that at 88. Happy Mother's Day motherfuckers:)

Friday, May 7, 2010

i'll be in the chicken coop

Today I learned that I am a chicken shit. I had a ticket to the Chelsea Handler book signing at Rainy Day books. While I had my book I also had a small bottle of Belvedere vodka in my purse. But the Nazis at the book store kept repeating how she would only be signing books and I chickened out at the last minute and didn't ask if she would sign my bottle. My fault lay in the fact that 1. I hate to get in trouble and 2. I didn't have one of my three companions with me who give me courage. If one of them had been with me I think i would have talked myself into asking.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

who's in charge

Not everyone was cut out to be the boss...in fact some people fail miserably at it.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

not for the faint of heart

Chewing gum can make your heart beat faster.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

cheesy tuttle knowledge

May 4th is often known as Star Wars Day...may the 4th be with you.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

stick it

Kid's toothbrushes have suction cups on the bottoms of the handles.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

sip on this

Why are there so many different kinds of sippy cups....jesus.