one funny lady

Tonight I learned that Betty White is a good sport and a funny, funny lady. THAT is how we are supposed to age....I can only hope to be 1/2 as cool as that at 88. Happy Mother's Day motherfuckers:)

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i'll be in the chicken coop

Today I learned that I am a chicken shit. I had a ticket to the Chelsea Handler book signing at Rainy Day books. While I had my book I also had a small bottle of Belvedere vodka in my purse. But the Nazis at the book store kept repeating how she would only be signing books and I chickened out at the last minute and didn't ask if she would sign my bottle. My fault lay in the fact that 1. I hate to get in trouble and 2. I didn't have one of my three companions with me who give me courage. If one of them had been with me I think i would have talked myself into asking.

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who's in charge

Not everyone was cut out to be the boss...in fact some people fail miserably at it.

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not for the faint of heart

Chewing gum can make your heart beat faster.

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cheesy tuttle knowledge

May 4th is often known as Star Wars Day...may the 4th be with you.

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stick it

Kid's toothbrushes have suction cups on the bottoms of the handles.

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sip on this

Why are there so many different kinds of sippy cups....jesus.

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