Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
practice baby
A child they took from an orphanage and used in home economics programs at women's colleges circa 1946. They were flesh-and-blood classroom aids to serve as a trial child for housewives-in-training. This phenomenon flourished at universities until the late 60s.
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Saturday, March 27, 2010
not that kind of runner
I determined today that there is nothing in me that would make me participate in a race I already paid for in the pouring rain...and oh yea, did i mention it was 40 and raining. I am NOT the poster girl for Nike's Just Do It campaign.
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Friday, March 26, 2010
its as dirty as you think
A merkin is false hair for the female pudenda. The custom of wearing merkins dates from 1450 and was associated with prostitutes. It was used to disguise either pubic hair shaved off to exterminate body lice or evidence of venereal disease.
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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
never underestimate....
the ability of anyone to be more manipulating then you could ever imagine. People are smarter than they look sometimes.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
friends 101
There is always going to be that one person who never gives up on you. I found mine.
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Monday, March 22, 2010
Sunday, March 21, 2010
mad hatter
hat makers used to actually go mad from breathing in the fumes from the chemicals they used.
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Saturday, March 20, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
if you don't like the weather...wait a minute
when you live in kansas you can leave for work with no coat cause its 60 out then get sleeted on later that night while you load groceries into the car.
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Thursday, March 18, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
of course they did
The word testimony comes from men in Roman times taking an oath before the court that they were telling the truth. To insure their statements were accurate, they swore on their testicles.
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Friday, March 12, 2010
license to breed
Tonight i discovered it takes three adults to figure out how the hell to put together something they call a pack-n-play. Didn't know what these were before tonight and still couldn't tell you how to do it again.
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Thursday, March 11, 2010
one hell of a ride
Edgar Allan Poe was orphaned as a child, disowned by his foster father, dismissed from the University of Virginia, courtmartialed at West Point, married his cousin when she was 13, got fired from almost every job he had, spent most of his life broke, died penniless and was buried without a tombstone.
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010
now you see me...
I can be gone from work for 2 hours and 15 minutes and no one notices I'm gone. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010
on the cat walk
Today i discovered that apparently i have a better fashion sense than i thought...i just need to trust my instincts better. And oh yea...a $5 skull ring is almost just as good as the $200 skull ring I have been coveting.
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Monday, March 8, 2010
where there's smoke
When medieval clans wanted to dispose of unwanted folks without murdering them, they just burned their houses to the ground as a small hint...thus the phrase "to get fired."
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Sunday, March 7, 2010
small and mighty
Today i learned that just because you're the biggest and baddest and cost the most money doesn't mean your the best. Oh yea...and women are still getting their firsts circa 2010.
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Saturday, March 6, 2010
it remembers
Today i learned the body has way more muscle memory than I would have expected. My 5 mile run (the first after a couple months) was WAY easier than i thought it would be. 10K here I come.
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Friday, March 5, 2010
groovaloos
Dinner: $13
Gas to the show: $5
Tickets to the show: $45
Getting the tickets for free and seeing some of the world's best b-boys and b-girls: Priceless Tweet
Gas to the show: $5
Tickets to the show: $45
Getting the tickets for free and seeing some of the world's best b-boys and b-girls: Priceless Tweet
Thursday, March 4, 2010
innocent until proven guilty
today i learned how to get fingerprinted...although im not sure they would ever have a hard time proving i did it. I do only have 6 fingerprints.
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Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
hollywood politics
A producer on the Hurt Locker has been banned from the attending the Oscars because he openly campaigned against a rival film.
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Monday, March 1, 2010
im a cynic...
but some people, regardless of their track record, can and will still surprise you. I love surprises.
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