Observations/lessons/comments from my 34th birthday celebration:
Your skirt is too short if, when you put your coat on, it looks like you aren't wearing any pants.
My sister's got a bucket of beer and a lesbian on her lap.
Somewhere in KC, a girl has a picture on her phone of my friend Wag with her leg behind her head.
Every girl needs 1 pair of red shoes.
A shiny, gold trenchcoat and gold 6 inch pumps are not okay to wear...ever. It makes you look like a hooker.
It's good to have friends who ask the DJ to wish you a happy birthday.
You're never too old to dance...I actually think it's more fun the older you get.